TRAUMARAMA

Everyone has had humiliating moments.
 Blue Streak
"I bought  a brand new indigo sweatshirt and wore it to school the next day. Around noon, it was hot, so I took it off. People were calling me Smurf as I walked down the hall  that's when I looked down and noticed my armpits were dyed bright blue. This is the true meaning of pit stain!"


Size Matters
"I wore my brand-new white jeans to school on day. Some guys pointed and laughed at the back of my pants as I walked down the hall. A random girl finally pulled me aside and told me why: I'd forgotten to take of the sticker that said my size.


   Need A Refill?
        "Before the homecoming dance, my crush and I had dinner at a nice restaurant. We were having a blast, but halfway through the meal, his boutonniere got crooked, so I leaned over to fix it. As I was reaching  out, I accidentally bumped my water and it spilled all over him! The whole restaurant started oohing and laughing. Luckily he didn't get mad, but I felt so bad!"

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